Lazy...?

I was cleaning my room and brought a dirty plate into the kitchen. I realized that I was pretty thirsty but I didn't to go back to my room to grab my cup of tea to put ice in. Also, my hands were a little less clean than I'd have liked so I would have had to go to the bathroom to wash my hands before getting the tea from my room (I don't trust the kitchen sink in this apartment).

What was a girl to do?

I got some ice out of the freezer and with minimal handling I shoved four cubes into my pocket, walked to the bathroom, washed my hands, and then returned to my room to put the ice in my tea.

I put ice. In. My pocket. Instead of carrying it.

This is why I'm single.