urine is sexy!

I was just talking to my mom because I was super excited about a conversation I had with this guy that works at starbucks. It wasn't so much the content of the conversation, just that I had a pretty normal conversation with a cute guy without bringing up my lizards, social anxiety, or some other business no one needs to hear about.

And then I said to my mom, "Yeah and he goes to the bathroom a lot... I kind of hope he has a bladder problem so I can relate to him!" She made some retarded comment and walked downstairs, and as I turned to go into the other room I realized what I had said.

I HOPE HE HAS A BLADDER PROBLEM SO I CAN RELATE TO HIM.

REALLY? FOR SERIOUS? Not, perhaps hoping we have some sort of common interest or hobby or band we like? Ugggh. This is why I'm single.