Last year, I did the walk of shame in a black terry cloth strapless dress and leopard print cat ear hair clips. Later that day, I met up with my friend whose had a crush on me for I don't know how long and told him I needed to shower at home before we did anything. He offered to have me use his shower, but I declined and told him there was semen on my chest so I should probably change as well. He didn't need to hear that. I didn't care.
I'm terrible. And I still have those hair clips and plan on wearing them soon.
This is why I'm single.
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Really, did you say it so bluntly? Couldn't have been cute about it and used a enthusiasm? Like pearl necklace?
ReplyDeleteOoh, who were the two people (spooge-chest guy and long-time crush guy)?
ReplyDeletescg-let's just say I was staying at sebastian's that night and when I got back to his place we each discussed our outings which we walked to that night/morning
ReplyDeleteltcg- GAYWAD
pearl necklace isn't cute. i was in no mood to pussyfoot around explaining the sticky substance now dried onto my chest.
ReplyDeleteand i thought it was hilarious.
omg. i love this blog. so glad i just found it. definatly something i would do or say.
ReplyDeletelove love love you. your my new hero!
i'm going to up your link up on my blog is that cool with you?
1. I don't get who scg is!
ReplyDelete2. lolol GAYWAD!!
3. I reckon linking would be okay. go for it. how did you come across this blog?
DAMEN GOD DAMNIT
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