"I choked on his product and blew my nose on his blanket."

Friday, February 26, 2010

NEWSFLASH.

LAYLA IS CURRENTLY DATING SOMEONE.

ALTHOUGH HE'S COMPLETELY RETARDED, SHE IS NO LONGER OFFICIALLY SINGLE.

Fuck you, Layla. Fuck you.

<3

5 comments:

  1. Hey, you haven't even met him! Don't be so harsh!

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  2. also, my friend Somto is gonna write a guest post, maybe, possibly. I asked her a few days back, I think.

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  3. when did this happen!! story please!!!!! and yay, i get to write one!!

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  4. a few weeks ago! I met him at a party (lol, me at a party, right?) and we started hanging out after that.

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