Mitosis.

I get really excited whenever mitosis and/or meiosis comes up.

Earlier this evening, I was studying for my child development psychology class and came to the section on genetics. I called Lars, ecstatic, to inform her that I had just discovered that as a result of meiosis "FOUR sperm cells are formed! NOT JUST ONE!! I NEVER KNEW THAT!"

This is why I'm single.

Oh, also, I farted audibly in Stove's car last night.