on intimacy

I'm sure everyone has pre-set "levels of intimacy" in their head, things that they have determined are o-kay to do with friends, and things that are only okay with lovers (except for the time you had one too many at the club), right? I've got those too, but I feel like they're kind of... bizarre.

The obvious, if you know me personally, is that for the most part, I HATE HUGS. Unless I've got a giant hard-on for the person, or it's family, I try to avoid hugs (unless I'm drunk- drunk-Lars is a whole 'nother story). I generally don't like cuddling or being held unless it's cold, and I feel that hugs are way too intimate to do with just anyone. I just don't like being that close to someone's face, and I hate knowing that they can feel my body pressed up against them. It's kind of creepy.


Where it starts to get weirder is that I am pretty comfortable with fellatio, regardless of who the recipient is. However, I think kissing is too intimate (being too close to a person's face, again) and generally cut that out as much as possible.

Also, as a rule, I don't have sex with anyone.

THIS IS DEFINITELY WHY I'M SINGLE