on hairstyles

I think this speaks for itself.

I didn't lose a bet, I didn't get paid to do it, I just did.

THIS IS DEFINITELY WHY I'M SINGLE

Oh, yeah, and after I shaved my head, I put the hair in a bag with a fake love note and left it in front of my friend's house. Not a close friend, mind you, just a guy that went to my school that I wasn't too well-acquainted with.