RPGs

I was in the dollar store stuffing my cart with fall decorations when I came across these folds of jute. My immediate thought upon picking one up was "AH! JUTE! I wonder how many of these I need to craft a higher level item..." only to realize, a fraction of a second later, that I was in the real world and could not put them in my Skyrim inventory.

Marital Status

I was checking out of ER today and when the lady was collecting information, she asked if I was single. It took all of my willpower to refrain from yelling THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.