Sooooo when I was eighteen I acquired a box of temporary letter tattoos. I had the brilliant idea of shaving my nether regions to tattoo "JUSTIN'S VAGINA" across the upper area. He was my boyfriend at the time. Sent him the photo.
We had never had sex. I'd never even seen his junk aside from the time he decided to just pull it out at my party and show everyone his piercing. I still have no idea what that was about. Anyway, we hadn't really gotten past kissing and even that we'd only done a few times.
Justin didn't appreciate my vaginal dedication in the least. He mentioned it on the phone when we were talking about him breaking up with me.
I'm pretty sure that photo is still floating around somewhere..
APPARENTLY THIS IS A FACTOR IN MY BEING SINGLE.
Edit: Found my photobucket. Found the photo.
Oh. Mygod.
Saturday, June 23, 2012
Because this is what I'm doing with my life
It's 5am. My mom is downstairs.
This is why I'm single :|
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